For shits and giggles

thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

(via sineofmadness)

Me: ur on tumblr?

Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.